the adolescence of a class.
one day, we will own our piece of sky.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
NICE GAME!

http://www.hotel626.com

i think it is available from 6pm-6am.

(i played it in the morning. kekekeke)

9:49 AM
^^HY


Wednesday, October 29, 2008

HI GUYS.

THERE WILL BE NO HCI CLASSES TOMORROW.
8D

7:59 PM
Bao ♫


Bus Fare for Poly Students


12:04 PM
-bArNabAS-


Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Battle start


1:50 PM
Cong


Saturday, October 25, 2008
Apples and Eggs

"Man, my grandma gave me these delicious apples from the tree from her backyard."
<"Ew, dude. Do you know what apples even are? What fruit is?"
>"Uhhh, it's the tasty part of the plant. Duh."
<"No man. Just no. You don't even get it. The apple isn't the tasty part of the plant, it's the uterus of the plant."
>"What the balls are you going on about now? That's ridiculous."
<"Is not, it's completely true. Think of it like this man. You know how a flower is basically like, a plant's vagina?"
>"...What?"
<"Yeah, flowers are a plant's sexual organs. They use them to have plant-sex."
>"You've got issues."
<"And see, when the plant gets plant-pregnant, the bulb at the bottom of the flower is where the plant-baby gestates. Kind of like how the uterus at the back of a vagina."
>"Is this what you think about all day? Is this seriously what goes on in your head?"
<"And see, the plant-baby is actually the seed. You know, the core. And the skin, that's the wall of the uterus. The flesh of the apple? The part you eat? That's the placenta, man. You're eating tree-placenta."
>"Why do you have to tell me these things? I don't ask. I didn't want to know this. You're a horrible friend."
<"Listen, I'm just trying to keep you informed. You need to know what you're eating here. And in this case? Placentas. Your grandmother gave you a big bowl of uteruses and you're going to eat the placentas."
>"You eat apples all the time!"
<"Yeah, but at least I'm not in denial about it. You've got to keep everything in the right perspective. Scrambled eggs? That's chicken menstruations, man. Chicken menstruations."
>"...We can't be friends anymore."

8:40 AM
^^HY


Too Late, He's Long Dead

The orthopaedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items.

I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, and had fastened the seatbelt around it to stop it falling over. I hadn't considered the drive across town.

At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I l
ooked across and explained, "I'm delivering him to my doctor's office."

The other driver leaned out of his window. "I hate to tell you, man," he said, "but I think it's too late!"

8:24 AM
^^HY


Why Studying Is Better Than Sex?

10. You can usually find someone to do it with.

9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.

8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.

7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.

5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."

4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.

3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.


so start studying! zzz..

8:21 AM
^^HY


Try this!

MAGIC #1
An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the
computer which can be named as 'CON'. This is something pretty
cool...and
unbelievable... At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this
happened!
TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE ' CON ' FOLDER

MAGIC #2
For those of you using Windows, do the following:

1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type 'Bush hid the facts' (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want..
4.) Close it, and re-open it.

is it just a really weird bug? :-??

MAGIC #3
Microsoft's crazy facts

This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable... At
Microsoft
the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a
Brazilian.. Try it out yourself...

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER
then see the magic................................


#2 doesn't work for me. arg.
but this is so weird!
the 3rd one just freak me out. haha.

8:11 AM
^^HY


Thursday, October 23, 2008

Funny forum post lenon shared with me. Click

11:03 PM
Raven


Sunday, October 19, 2008
LOL The Latest I Received, So Creative, Even God Is In The Picture Now

ASSALAMUALAIKUM,IN THE NAME OF ALLAH THE BENEFICENT; THE MERCIFUL THE MASTER OF THE DAY AND JUDGMENTS. I GREET YOU IN THE NAME OF ALLAH THE BENEFICENT THE MERCIFUL TO WHOM ALL THE PRAISE(HQ;31:26;17:111) AND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL NAMES(HQ:7:180;17:110;20:8;59:24) BELONGS.I AM SISTER AISHA RASHEED ORIGINALLY FROM TOGO . ON 10TH FEB. 2004 MY SELF AND MY FARMILY (MY HUSBAND AND TWO KIDS) BOARDED AN IRANIAN PLANE WHICH BURST INTO FLAMES AS WE FLEW INTO SHARJAH AIRPORT FROM THE IRANIAN ISLAND OF KISH. I LOST MY FAMILY AND IT WAS ONLY THREE OF US THAT SURVIVED AND WE WERE TREATED AT AL-QASIMI HOSPITAL IN SHARJAH.I LAID HELPLESS THERE IN THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE MY CONDICTION WAS CRITICAL AND AFTER SERIES OF OPERATION I HAD TO BE TAKEN BACK TO MY HOME LAND WHICH IS LOME IN TOGO PARALYSED. OWING TO MY FEELING HEALTH I AM TAKING THIS STEP TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I WANT TO LEAVE IN YOUR CARE THE SUM OF $8.000.000 MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLAR FOR A CHARITABLE ORGANIZATIONS OR AN IN CARE OF AN INDIVIDUALS TO PROPAGATE ISLAM.I HAVE HAD COURSE TO MAKE DONATIONS TO ORGANIZATIONS HERE THROUGH MY RELATIVES AND FRIENDS BEFORE NOW WHO ABSCUNDED WITH THE FUNDS AND USED FOR THEIR OWN SELFISH INTEREST BECAUSE NOBODY TO HELP ME FOLLOW THEM UP.I WILL BE LEAVING THIS MATTER IN THE CARE OF MY LAWYER WHO YOU WILL WORK WITH. I KNOW THIS MAIL WILL DEFINETELY COME TO YOU AS SUPRISE BUT I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THAT : ALLAH TEST HIS SUBJECTS IN MANY DIFFERENTS WAYS.THIS HE SAID IN THE HOLY QURAN IN MANY VERSES. TO CITE A FEW : (HQ: AND THUS DO WE TRY SOME OF THEM BY OTHERS SO THAT THEY SAY: ARE THESE THEY UPON WHOM ALLAH HAS CONFERRED BENEFIT FROM AMOUNG US? DOES NOT ALLAH BEST KNOW THE GRATEFUL? 6:53)1. ALLAH WON'T ASK ABOUT SOCIAL STATUS BUT WILL ASK WHAT KIND OF CLASS YOU DISPLAYED.2. ALLAH WON'T ASK HOW MANY MATERIAL POSSESSIONS YOU HAD, BUT WILL ASK IF THEY DICTATED YOUR LIFE.3. ALLAH WON'T ASK HOW MANY PROMOTIONS YOU RECEIVED, BUT WILL ASK HOW MANY YOU PROMOTE OTHERS.4. ALLAH WON'T ASK WHAT YOU DID TO PROTECT YOUR RIGHTS, BUT WILL ASK WHAT YOU DID TO PROTECT THE RIGHT OF OTHERS.5. ALLAH WON'T ASK IN WHAT NEIGHBOURHOOD YOU LIVED, BUT WILL ASK HOW YOU TREATED YOUR NEIGHBORS.6. ALLAH WON'T ASK ABOUT THE COLOR OF YOUR SKIN, BUT WILL ASK ABOUT THE CONTENT OF YOUR CHARACTER.7. ALLAH WON'T ASK HOW MANY TIMES YOUR DEED MATCHED YOUR WORDS, BUT WILL ASK HOW MANY TIMES THEY DIDN'T.HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SO SOON THEN I WILL SEND YOU MY LAWYER CONTACT TO ENABLE YOU CONTACT HIM.YOUR INTERESTED ME TO PROPAGATE ISLAM. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED OR NOT, ONE THING I WILL BEG YOU FOR IS THAT PLEASE INCLUDE ME IN YOUR PRAYERS.ALL PRAISE IS DUE TO ALLAH WHO BROUGHT EVERY THING INTO EXISTENCE AND MAY THE PEACE AND BLESSING OF ALLAH BE UPON OUR NOBLE PROPHET MOHAMMAD ( PEACE BE UPON HIM) AND HIS VIRTUOUS ADORERS TILL THE DAY OF JUDGMENTS.WHAT ELSE SHOULD I SAY OTHER THAT WE SHOULD MEET ALLAH WITH CLEAN MIND AND CLEAN CONSCIENCE.MAY ALLAH BLESS YOU AS YOU RESPOND TO ME.SALAMYOUR SISTER IN ISLAMSISTER AISHA RASHEED

12:00 AM
YoursTruly


Friday, October 17, 2008
Guys my latest windfall that I struck since last week. :D

RE: YOU ARE SELECTED BY (ERSS)!!! Your email ID identified with Coupon No. MSTL-146478972197 and was selected by our E-games Random Selection System (ERSS) with entries from the 50,000 different email addresses enrolled for the E-game. Your email ID was included among the 50,000 different email addresses submitted by our partner international email provider Companies. You have won a consolation cash prize of 1,000,000.00. {0ne Million Euros Only} The MICROSOFT-STAATS-LOTTERIJ-GROUP have approved a pay out of your consolation cash prize which will be remunerated directly to you by the official Payment Agency. Ref No: MSTL/CN/2628/YT, Batch No: 26/386/UTR, Serial No: 25742-86 Coupon No: MSTL-146478972197 CONTACT:MR.POWELL HAAG E-MAIL:boardoffice39@yahoo.de TEL: +31-620-896-644 Regards, Ms.Maria bowmer. (Lottery Group Coordinator)


I think this is my 10th windfall. :D Omg, I am that damn rich! :D

1:14 AM
YoursTruly


Thursday, October 16, 2008
Chewing gum anyone? lol!

lol watched this long time ago but watch it recently again and lol,
so decided to just post it here

A banned advertisment


9:46 PM
DeathAwx


Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Hitler & DotA






11:56 AM
Levon


Chaser's War on Everything

I stumbled upon youtube aus. Idk why.

Too many vid ^^;
Watch when you're bored...

Terrorist Security Response


Terrorism


Porn Film Scenerio


Club Entry


Japanese Research


Spam emails in real life


Spam Emails & fruit shop (the fruit shop one is crap)

2:10 AM
Raven


Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Steamboat

Alright, I have booked the place. So everyone prepare $15 for the basic payment for the steamboat. And please meet at Bugis fountain area at 6.30pm. Try not to be late cause if late the seats will be give to other people after 7pm. Drinks is not free flow, so ready some money to buy drinks too. One can I think is around $1.30

7:34 PM
Ah Ben


Pre-Sem Briefing + PBL Training

Thursday (16 October 2008)
3pm - 4.30pm
LT4
Pre-Sem Briefing + Problem Based Learning (PBL) Training

PBL will be required for 2 modules and the training will be conducted by Mr Vijayan, our Course Manager.

Info given by Ms Natasha Low

5:26 PM
-bArNabAS-


Sunday, October 12, 2008
Pre-Sem Briefing

In case anyone dunno or forget,


Mon, Sep 15, 2008 -- C0G: PRE-SEM Briefing (Juniors)

Hi Juniors,
Please note that there a Pre-Sem Briefing would be conducted in Week 0.
Date: 16 October 2008
Venue: LT4
Time: 3pm

Note: Important to attend as Block Teaching Mode and Workload chart would be discussed.
Posted by Low Natasha Staff

I'm so glad school is opening in a week's time (yeah right)

9:15 PM
Levon


Thursday, October 9, 2008
Some education for ya.


11:47 AM
^^HY


Monday, October 6, 2008
LOLFUCK.


8:35 PM
Bao ♫